{"title":"Candles","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-teachers","title":"Whiskey River Candle - Teachers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a snow day somewhere... But not for you! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people started thanking YOU for YOUR service?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurn time: 60 hours \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32470640656483,"sku":"","price":26.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/teachers_b10a84bd-45ce-48e8-95a3-3a9c72935690.webp?v=1769205144"},{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-f-king-zen-1","title":"Whiskey River Candle - F**king Zen","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOm. I don't get it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a \"real\" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCool Cucumber Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40210688508003,"sku":null,"price":26.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/fzen.webp?v=1769274676"},{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-cat-people","title":"Whiskey River Candle - Cat People","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Row-sc-s57kza-0 AccordionContainer__StyledAccordionContainer-sc-10ikm52-0 dYHmSl gzkgjw\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHairball much? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYour cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWarm milk scented Net weight: approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGlass vessel dimensions: 4\" d x 2  ½\" h burn time: 60 hours \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv width=\"3x\" class=\"spacing__Spacer-sc-w504b2-0 cmkcKu\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"HorizontalLine-sc-ntl8s1-0 ddfxjN\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Row-sc-s57kza-0 AccordionContainer__StyledAccordionContainer-sc-10ikm52-0 dYHmSl fuflIq\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Styles__Typography-sc-4zz2i3-0 mkhll\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spacing__Spacer-sc-w504b2-0 ebyVqZ\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e• Made in United States • Weight: 1.1 lb (481.9 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40435666911331,"sku":"","price":26.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/cat_d222d0bd-1991-4159-820c-488de4b90226.webp?v=1769204883"},{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-dog-people","title":"Whiskey River Candle - Dog People","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Row-sc-s57kza-0 AccordionContainer__StyledAccordionContainer-sc-10ikm52-0 dYHmSl gzkgjw\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSmells like drool. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut you're used to that, right? In fact, if we had to guess we'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that we blame you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGrassy dog park scented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Net weight: approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: because all of the candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ eeYIDp\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGlass vessel dimensions: 4\" d x 2  ½\" h burn time: 60 hours \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv width=\"3x\" class=\"spacing__Spacer-sc-w504b2-0 cmkcKu\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"HorizontalLine-sc-ntl8s1-0 ddfxjN\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Row-sc-s57kza-0 AccordionContainer__StyledAccordionContainer-sc-10ikm52-0 dYHmSl fuflIq\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Styles__Typography-sc-4zz2i3-0 mkhll\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spacing__Spacer-sc-w504b2-0 ebyVqZ\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionSpan-sc-10ikm52-2 fYstiQ crGHJr\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e• Made in United States • Weight: 15 oz (425.2 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40435667042403,"sku":"","price":26.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/dog_d187273c-53d4-43b0-83dd-fba713807a71.webp?v=1769204957"},{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-the-bookish","title":"Whiskey River Candle - The Bookish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLibrary Water Scented. Perfect for the book lover in your life. Light this candle to set the mood, and crack open a new book.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurn time: 60 hours \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41083036958819,"sku":null,"price":27.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/e3843f43bc5ea84b3871a35f4945aaac6ec3d0c1b77049bff18847f11254140a.jpg?v=1703097141"},{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-i-fing-love-you","title":"Whiskey River Candle - I Fucking Love You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI F*CKING LOVE YOU \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmells like, I mean, probably. You know how temperamental I can be. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePomegranate Champagne Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNet Weight: 6.5 oz. 100% soy wax candle \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurn time: approx. 40 hours \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43790965964899,"sku":null,"price":20.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-07at12.10.30PM.png?v=1767805846"},{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-caffeine-addicts","title":"Whiskey River Candle - Caffeine Addicts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't talk to me before my first coffee. I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I wear caffeine like a suit of armor. My own personal suit of piping-hot, nutty-flavored, full-blown anxiety. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee Shop Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Burn time: 60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43937321812067,"sku":null,"price":26.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/caffiene2.webp?v=1769273583"},{"product_id":"whiskey-river-candle-bougie-bitches","title":"Whiskey River Candle - Bougie Bitches","description":"\u003cp\u003eBougie Bitches Candle - 'Smells like luxury taste and maxed-out cards. Worth it.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSo Bougie Scented Fragrance: Vanilla \u0026amp; Leather \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43937326923875,"sku":null,"price":27.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/bougie.webp?v=1769274197"},{"product_id":"s-curve-kitty-candle","title":"S Curve Kitty Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe're proud to carry S-Curve Kitty merch here at Oh, Hello Paper \u0026amp; Gifts!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 12oz unscented candle features Grand Rapids native and TikTok famous, Feebz, a tabby cat who blesses all who travel on the S-Curve in downtown GR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind Feebz on TikTok @777sgirl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent: Unscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: Aprox. 8in tall, 2.5in in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArt by John Jurries @johnjurriesart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"S Curve Kitty","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":43983996846179,"sku":null,"price":15.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":43983996878947,"sku":null,"price":15.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":43983996911715,"sku":null,"price":15.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender","offer_id":43983996944483,"sku":null,"price":15.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4716\/files\/IMG_8651.heic?v=1770142873"}],"url":"https:\/\/ohhelloco.mom\/collections\/candles-1.oembed","provider":"Oh, Hello Companies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}